Beer Quotes

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a beer, and he will waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he will waste a lifetime!

Bill Owen

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Henry Lawson

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.

Billy Carter

He was a wise man who invented beer.


Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

Abraham Lincoln

I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer

Frank Zappa